I can't believe you all have stuck around. I put out the promise of a contest months ago and never followed through.
I'll never get huge numbers behaving like that.
At long last, I'm going to follow through. I got four entries.
Using a highly scientific method (papers in a cup), the winner is:
Send me your addy, and I'll get the alpaca and some goodies out in the mail this weekend!
It's quiet here this afternoon, most everyone's gone to the company party. Since I had enough fun for a few years at the last one, I'm not going.